Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
Heybabeimwearingurpanties
went in for an STD check and they referred me to an alcohol and drug councilor. kick me when i'm down.
He started yelling "we're making a baby" mid thrust.. probably not the right guy for me right?
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
i wish my penis had a tongue
When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
look what he's done to me, i actually want to be a stripper now.
That little tingle vodka gives me in my esphagus is what lets me know I'm still alive.
I just sneezed and it made my entire body ache. Hungover is an understatement
The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
Aaaaand my mom is wearing jeggings...
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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