Goddamnit I hate your level headedness
You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
My entire childhood was an ugly sweater party
I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
If it involves mee putting on a bra and discontinuing my 11 am drinking my answer is a polite fuck YOU
he has this weird thing where he watches me pee
Well I let her practice her tattooing on me. This shaky dragon on my arm says Im getting laid.
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
VAL. THIS MOTHERFUCKER IS LAYING IN MY BED WEARING A CAT SHIRT, VAL. COME SAVE ME, VAL.
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
I told him it was fine and then I keyed his car.
Don't ask but i need a priest, a calzone, a litre of gravy, and exactly 7 oreos
And a bag of nachos
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