David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
Omg. The strippers are having a batman vs spiderman showdown. Both on stage. Genius.
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
And for the fourth year in a row Christmas has ended in tears, yelling and me drinking. This is officially our longest running Christmas tradition.
that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
So on how many levels of wrong is it that I'm reconsidering my divorce simply because I don't want to go through getting used to shitting around someone again.
I'm crying and shaving my Bronco playoff beard
Why was I drunk tweeting incorrect Beyonce lyrics last night?
All I've done today is nap, eat candy and get off from my vibrator. I didn't know it was possible to be THIS single.
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
I'm so stoned. We're making Josh's sister bake us brownies. She's so small and pixie like. Her brownies make me cry tears of happy.
Taking one of the loudest shits ever at work and I have to say...I'm having a better time than I thought I would
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