So, someone in Olympia stole my credit card # last week and bought a platypus vibrator with it. That’s it.
Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
you spent 5 minutes trying to open an empty PBR and kept saying "don't worry i'll get it i've been working out"
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My motherly instincts are overcoming my slutty ones
Who faxed a picture of their penis to the office printer?!
the back of my hand read, "say no to drugs." my palm read, "say yes to shots." when the fuck did I write that?
See this is why people shouldn't jump into marriage. See what type of drunk you're engaged to first.
Every time you started making out for him we all cheered for you... that's what sorority sisters do - they cheer you on when you make bad life decisions at the bar.
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Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
Alive.
So much puke
You better fucking tell me or I'm turning blow job week into go fuck yourself week.
I know of an excellent nanny. A lot like Mary Poppins but way cooler. And likes pot.
I ate pizza in bed, sans pants, and then carved a pumpkin. FUNCTIONING ADULT MOTHERFUCKERS!
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