When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
do herpes really smell.
Puked on a Tom Jones impersonator on the strip
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
It's one of those mornings when I woke up thinking that i really shouldn't have hooked up with my ex boyfriend's girlfriend just to prove a point.
You kept telling me how warm your bag of vomit was and asked me if i wanted to feel.
Please, take the 2 shots of vodka that I left as an apologie.
I knew us throwing ourselves at him back in the day would pay off. I'm gonna b a divorcees rebound. Score!
Sometimes I have to make sure these messages are going to you and I'm not about to give someone in my phone book a heart attack.
Let's get matching tattoos, something that resembles our friendship
A tequila worm?
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
I mean you can one up her. Instead of ruining friendships you can ruin marriages.
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
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