I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
I've been thinking about it and if we ever have a threesome it'll start off with us clothed solely in our matching fur vests
He sent me a picture of myself smashed completely butt naked passed out on the couch and said "at least I'll have these memories"
So the chick throws up over the rail from the 15th floor at the sky bar and I knew I would take her back to my hotel.
These bathrooms are miraculous. I'd love to have sex in here. Wow. I've peed 5 times.
Shotgunning beers to finish a midterm project at 3am is a good idea right?
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
Successfully defrauded the county government. What have you done today?
I just gave him road head. He came in the Taco Bell drive thru which seems pretty typical for my life.
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
I told him to not try to hang out with me ever again and now I regret it Bc im bleeding through my uterus and just want him to suck on my aching nipples
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