I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
Just puked on the beach. Hungover. In front of my parents. I love summer.
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
He insisted he brought his alarm clock everywhere, and then the girl screamed "fuck French people!"
I would feel worse for you if you weren't waking up between a pair of double Fs that attached to a classically trained chief. Im still jacking off eating hot pockets.
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
Can't believe we're making vacation plans with the guy we had a threesome with
That's so awful of me. Instead of comforting her I masturbated in front of my ex-boyfriend.
I REALLY NEED TO STOP CELEBRATING THAT FUCKING HOLIDAY
ARE YOU DEAD? TEXT Y FOR YES OR N FOR NO.
It's a testament to the kinds of spouses/parents we will be that we get so wasted but still show up to every class on time. We honor our commitments bitches!
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