No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
i just used google streetview to figure out where i spent the night last night
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
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If a man's penis is referred to as "the family jewels" does that make a woman's vagina a jewelry box?
You should probably wake up already as I have yet another story for you. Teaser? Blood from knife wound. Tequila. Guitar hero. Kitchen counter. Lawyer.
I forgot to tell you about my 7:30am Sunday morning run to the local convenience store to buy condoms, a du-rag and a shot glass
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
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This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
Why is your ex naked in my apartment?
Glad I can drunkenly remember to not get tomatoes on my Mexican pizza but can't tell a guy to keep his hands off my ass
Just googled myself and a bunch of boob shots of me came up. Apparently my phone automatically uploaded them to my google plus.
Please google me ASAP and ensure I corrected this...
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
A world without bacon flavored condoms is not one I want to live in.
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