I'm so turned on right now it's fucking stupid. I hate burger king commercials
I had sex with her because I didn't want to hurt her feelings.. You're the one who told me I should be more sensitive.
He licked the chalk off his shirt, then spat the Mountain Dew from his mouth onto the shirt and sucked on it. And thats him sober.
I just want you to know that I hid the weed. Once you find another job, I'll tell you where it is. Happy Hunting, bro.
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What did he say? I couldn't hear him over the sound of how awesome his beard is.
Sorry, I am not your wing girl tonight,. in my pjs, eating cereal from the box. Hell I only shaved the inside of my legs just so they wouldn't itch. Not happening.
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
I'm tired of looking like my mother fucked Chewbacca.
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
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CAPS.LOCK.AND.SPACEBAR.ARE.BROKEN.
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
Jamie's fucking a senior citizen and I'm eating chips and salsa in the shower at 2am, so whatever you're doing it can't be worse.
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
It's been a week I should not still be finding glitter in my pants.
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