I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
Would you like to blur the lines between friendship and lesbianism tonight?
Sorry I pulled the thermostat off the wall..
Time to do stuff I know I'll have to hide from my grandkids one day and everyone at next weekends wedding.
I feel like every picture I upload of him on facebook where you can see his purity ring, I should make the caption "something in this picture does not belong"
You said that my dog would "complete your puzzle" then you got naked and took it behind the bar
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
yeah that bottle of rum is only the second thing I want that kid to be pulling out of his pants
Because you failed to stop the wedding, now I have to be a homewrecker. My eternal damnation is on your head I hope you're proud.
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
Do you think you can chase a shot with chicken soup?
tonight...tonight im having sex in honor of you
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