It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
he is training for a marathon but can't last more than five minutes on top. worst tuesday night ever
Shes in the fridge organizing my beer collection. I love having a girlfriend with OCD
she made me take her to the grocery store to buy a gallon of sweet tea and a shit ton of band aids, the cashier asked if someone was hurt and she replied "not yet.."
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Oh, I'm just lighting tennis balls and WD-40 on fire, what are YOUUU doing?!
I make your heart skip a beat like that pivotal moment when you open a public toilet lid
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
You know how I got mad at him for making out with his formal date? Apparently I fucked mine. I'm guessing any exclusivity is out of the question.
you did a full monologue with your sober self last night. different voices and everything.
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Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
Why am I cleaning the house twerking to anaconda wearing a bears jersey and helmet?
I DONT HAVE A FUCKING JOB RIGHT NOW. DO YOU THINK I HAVE TIME TO WASTE GOING BACK AND FORTH WITH SOMEONE WHOS LYING, ABOUT LYING, AND JUST BEING A LIAR? HONESTLY, YES I DO HAVE TIME. BUT I HAVE A FUCKING LOT BETTER THINGS I COULD BE WASTING MY TIME DOING. LIKE ORGANIZING MY POKEMON CARD COLLECTION.
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
I can't believe the police had to bring me to my booty call last night
IT'S PERFEFT
... what?
HIS DICK. IT'S PERFECT. BYE.
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