gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
Five things that make you perfect. Go.
The skin of a dead hooker. The blood of the innocent. The soul of a kitten. The hat from cat in the hat. And sunglasses.
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
that beer fried lasagna last night was sooo good
that wasnt beer fried lasagna, you just poured beer on my lasagna
She started ignoring us once we told her we were out to celebrate your abortion. Who knew strippers could be judgemental?
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
I'm pretty sure the rest of my evening will consist of masturbating, drinking tequila and watching children's movies.
I just found a condom in my jolly ranchers bag. This is a good omen.
How do you confess that you've had phone sex with your fiancé's brother's ex-girlfriend's new guy she's dating who has also slept with your best friend?
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
Can I send you a random dick pic? It's got a lightsaber tattoo
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