I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
I feel like dying is the new "adopt an african baby"
Party priorities: alcohol > girls > music > cups > decorations
Who is he, asking me if im dtf without a question mark
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My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
The cute guy in my class hurt himself and is on crutches. My first thought was "Good. He'll be easier to take down." Like he's a gazelle and I'm a dick tiger. What's wrong with me?
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
If you don't turn up on horseback dressed like a highwayman I am not having sex with you today
I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food
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Thank you for trusting your ovaries to me
I am serious when I say I think I broke a rib having sex with Kyle. It might be puncturing my lung. No lie. I might die today.
I think I should've done my makeup before I took the acid. Because now I just feel silly looking at myself in the mirror
Sunburned by dick at the nude beach. Bad. She tried to blow me. But. I. Just. Can't. Saddest day of my life.
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
Can u pick up some lemons on the way? I have Tequila and a sore throat..I need them for both
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