69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
Cops showed up at 4 am to address a noise complaint and she called them pussies for not doing shots with us.
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Just joined the godiva rewards club. Who's the fat friend now.
I just want you to know I tipped the cab driver $10 last night because I felt bad that he didn't have healthcare.
Also, our mothers are placing bets on which of us will get pregnant first.
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
I think my multiple attempts of taking his life, no matter how unintentional they were, has put a damper on our friendship
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I would like you to know I am eating your apology chocolate, which means i forgive you for puking everywhere before formal
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
Idk man, most things I eat are even better than I expected. Like when I drunkenly put mac and cheese on a slice of cheese pizza or when I soberly put mac and cheese into a Taco Bell burrito.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
Thought for a game. Duck, Duck, Grey Goose. If you're tapped, you take a shot. Then proceed as normal.
I feel like hooking up with you on my floor, sneaking out my window and jumping a fence is an effort that deserves a happy birthday.
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