What would Jesus do? ... Jesus would slap a ho.
So my earrings and necklace kept jingling and hitting him in the face, and he told me felt like he was fucking a Christmas tree
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
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when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
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Do I have a choice?
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What's sign language for "you may not be the father?" Kinda important right now.
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
Almost threw up on my grandmother as she walked in the house. Had to run to the bathroom and vomit my brains out. Prolly getting taken out of the Will now.
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I like the wholesome side of you
I'm so goddamned horny I could use all my pent up energy to tear a redwood out by its roots.
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
This is exactly why you shouldn't bang your bartender. Although the awkward free shots are a plus.
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
We will walk in fields of dick.
You seriously need to stop quoting those songs when i'm with my parents.
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
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