Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
I'm using my ex boyfriends dog to find a guy at the park I could see fuck buddy potential in. I'm the queen of irony.
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
It wasn't the stripper that gave you the hickey but I just figured out who did
Going out so taking the 2nd 1/2 of beer w/ me ont'tube in a Pringles tube. I give money to people on the street that have more self respect.
Its important to me that you know there is a tambourine down my pants.
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
Getting my nails done with Diana... I'm going for the keep your friends close and the girl who's dating the guy you want to fuck closer
I honestly think the worst part about the night is they just kicked us out of the park and we didn't even get to go into Disneyland Jail
Teenager with grandparents staying in their room: is to blue balls, as parent waiting for teen to come home safe: is to sleep. You will live- love mom
who was i chillin with last night? i woke up in a storage unit
We got stuck in traffic in the tunnel while we were smoking weed. We were afraid to air out the car.
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
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