Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
Just saw a guy wearing pink jeans and i bet he's straight. Fuck 2009.
he cried for an hour, then he threw up on my lap then started singing party in the usa...opera style...
If im still in the bathroom puking when the sirens go off please distract the cops.
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We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
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what are you doing with your life
You disappeared for an hour and showed back up with handfuls of bratwursts and yelled at my girlfriend that if she didn't eat them, that the nazis win
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
I just brushed my teeth. In the car. With watered down Sprite. From Saturday. Multi-tasking at its finest.
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It's like rock paper scissors. Cold showers and smoking beat hangovers.
I think I hit my head on every surface in that apartment last night
dude you literally had like 30 screwdrivers, i thought you were gonna die
that explains why my vomit smells like it came from florida
Would you please stop exposing your tits on my couch?
Fuck you, my tits are fabulous
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
My friends got engaged today and I learned the techniques of going upside down on a stripper pole. I'm not really sure who won...
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