Feel like bed is flying. Not sure where we're going. Hope there is candy.
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
getting kicked in the face by someone doing a keg stand. just my luck
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OMG stoned with flashing lights behind me, I was freaking out until I realized I wasn't driving my couch
My glasses smell like tequila. I just put them on and almost threw up.
It's not like I'm never gonna put out again. I'm a sure thing. I promise.
we're stoned watching those roller coaster simulators w our hands up screaming on our couch
If you do that, i will make all sorts of uncomfortable comments about my nipples being soft
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The two girls sitting next to me are asking siri "Like, uh, how do you know my name?". Do I fuck with them or fuck them?
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
I'm sorry I didn't respond. I had a shit day. However, I just masturbated to Adele's Rolling In the Deep while crying. It was oddly therapeutic.
I walked into the living room this morning and he was there with 3 shots in a row. He said it was "tea time."
was his pinky out?
Im eating leftover Easter ham in a bubble bath. What has my life come to?