She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
He just asked me to come into his empty apartment after he called his parents to make sure they wouldn't come home while I was there. This is starting to look like a bad rape scene from one of those made-for-TV Lifetime movies.
Freshman just walked up and thanked me for letting him hide under my bed when the cops showed up to the house last weekend
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
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I've never seen the starbucks guy more terrified than when you dove out the car window after your credit card
I was late because I helped this old romanian lady mow her lawn at 2AM.
You just kept screaming "PLEASE YELL CORNDOG AT HIM. PLEASE. CORNDOG."
They gave me patron and potatoes I couldn't say no
I was like wtf you can warn a girl like hey I have a huge dick and I fuck for hours
Someone google feeding your vagina Advil and Neosporin
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Woke up to the UT campus police fishing my boxers out of the university pool, guess it was a good night.
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
Should probably stop going into the gas station to look for the most normal person to hitch a ride with to drive me to a party
conclusion from last night: i should wear boob glitter more often
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.