Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
Strippers tramp stamp says "mom"
You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
It's official. I now have that "I was drunk and needed the money" college story to share later in life.
New York to be Host to America’s Biggest Singles Event
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
The random guy I fucked from craigslist said I had the best smile. I take compliments where i can get them
I'm taking tokes in the bath tub, come if you want, I'm naked and you have to bring chicken nuggets or else you can't come in
My apartment smells like a lavender field inside of a giant bong.
Kylie Jenner Wasn’t in the Kardashian X-Mas Cards & the Internet is Losing it
It's like they're playing jeopardy and the category is "things that make women dry."
Hot Damn Cinnamon Schnapps make me feel like the sun is punching me in the face and a bear is sleeping inside me.
Just tried to dig out holes in my mattress for my boobs so I could be comfortable lying down on my stomach
I had an epiphany. If a dude dressed up as Batman to ask me out, I'd prolly marry him.
I REALLY NEED TO STOP CELEBRATING THAT FUCKING HOLIDAY
I met my future wife last night. She's a bombshell from Delaware, hates Trump, and humiliated two old men in a GOP healthcare debate while simultaneously convincing them to pick up both of our bar tabs.