Why are you such a perv today?
This is a lot to handle
Oh shh
I'm kidding you prude take a joke
You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
gonna sleep on the stairs... to drunk to keep going up, way to drunk to go down, gonna find a comfy spot right here... its safer that way
Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
I feel like someone kicked me repeatedly in the ribs. I don't think sex is supposed to do that.
oh, so if i go friday and she's there, you are going to be my sponsor for not banging the crazy chick
Just had to hide the fact that I'm not wearing underwear from my 7 year old niece.
YOU WERE HAVING SEX IN THE SAME BED I WAS SLEEPING IN. AND YOU GRABBED MY HAIR. OF COURSE I'M PISSED.
I just told the joker that my vagina is the bat cave and he needs to infiltrate it.
Who'd have thought a guy with a lisp would be so good with his tongue?
So I told him "To answer your question yes I am naked making pizza pops in your kitchen"
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
And by "I love him" I mean "I want his tongue down my throat.
So I said "fuck it" and made myself a sandwich
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