covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
Everyone looked at me like I just fucked a gopher and was wearing it like a hat
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
I'm pretty sure I swallowed a whole condom
You okay?
I walked into work with a banana and a loaf of bread
If we could give a gymnastic score to drunken nights, I would be a part of the Fab Five.
Had to snap chat three different people to ask who left the bite mark on my thigh. All three said "Wasn't me". Now I can't wear a bathing suit to my mom's pool.
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
Also food confession I ate an entire bag of starburst jelly beans today. and a plan B. All around think I hit all my nutrients
I know EXACTLY where things went wrong with her...I didn't use Cheetos as a wooing tool.
i couldn't be more explicit if i hit him upside the head with a dildo
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