Me too. Send a cab. Order food.
living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
There's a sucker born every minute but swallowers are harder to find.
So glad I found your sister.
I'd love to come and give you a massage, but we already duck taped my keys to the ceiling...
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his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
I blacked out after you got about 8 goldfish out of the tank and put them in your pockets. We're not allowed back. It was a sucky Walmart anyway...
If there's so much of a hint of a whisper from somebody I didn't tell personally, I will cut off your balls with a chainsaw, cauterize the wound with a flaming rusty spoon, feed your balls to your dog, and feed them to you when he shits them out, capiche?
Bonding with my year old cousin over the fact that we both shit ourselves. Babysitting like a bosss
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I forgive you, at least you vote. I found out my fuck buddy isn't even registered. I won't fuck a non respectable citizen.
TONGUES ARE JUST MEAT TENTACLES IN OUR MOUTHS OMG
HOW ABOUT I DON'T WAKE UP TO THESE TYPES OF TEXTS
so i woke up at six am and his bathroom was flooded. i think i fucked shit up in my sleep.
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
My ex husband is now my side piece. #thisis30
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
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