Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
I'm drunk in f*****g wisconsin and want to kill myself.
If it's any consolation, be grateful that you're not in New Jersey.
Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
the women in the ladies room did not appreciate my innovation of turning a sink into a urinal
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Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
just weighed my balls on my pocket scale. that high.
It's when I'm in my pajamas and in need of a gin delivery that I miss NYC most of all.
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
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I only feel half bad for cheating on him because while we were fucking I was given great relationship advice and now I'm ready to work some things out.
somehow this went from sexting to explaining my eating disorder.
My homemade mace ate through its aluminum container. I make awesome mace.
I am just glad I was home to catch most of it, cause it smells BAD.
I'm not a scientist but that could be because it's homemade mace. That is however just a hypothesis
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
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