nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
I'm wearing this super skanky ass dress that's wayyy to slutty for church but I think Jesus will appreciate it because i look so bangin for his bday.
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Set off the fire alarm in our dorm at 2:30 am last night. 150 Naked people wrapped in towels shared a bag of popcorn with me as we watched the firefighters frantically search for my burnt popcorn in the building.
OMG THAT WAS YOU?!
So I just saw Jonah Hill at LAX and decided my fat fetish is back
You should go to counseling for that
Ok now I cleared out half the bar and Em and I have 5 Jameson shots lined up for you. You have 15 min.
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
I never want to do this again, I'm going to chew off several fingers and apply for disability
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Like we were literally doing coke off his insulin pump
I sent him a cookie cake that said "Congratulations you're not a father"
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
you walked into the party, and all you had on was your left sock... literally.
In this house, we have but one simple rule: DONT FUCKIN TOUCH MY STUFF OR I'LL CUT YOUR NECK IN UR SLEEP
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
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