why didn't you poke me back
Ever since I got married, I've become the MacGuyver of masturbation
We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
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it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
Yeah. I stopped her before she flashed the guy for a free slice of pizza. She called me a gentleman and then before I knew it she was in my bed.
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
I don't know bro. If a girl makes you cum hard enough that you pull a back muscle, she might be the perfect one to call for a massage on said muscle.
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Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
Dude, he came to our house with a beer can in his hand dressed up in a chicken suit screaming, "free eggs!" then threw up and passed out in the front yard.
If u could sum last night up in one word?
omgwtfpineapple
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