she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
I swear god or herbie drove my car home
Shark Week. Kick off begins Sunday. The drinking game has been upgraded to include jumping/breaching sharks and Jake's not allowed to bring the harpoon. Period.
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
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If you start sounding at all like you're even remotely in love, expect a lecture on the merits of being a single woman with a vibrator.
This is why we're friends.
My life now consists of 2 time frames. BV before vibrator and AD after death of my sex life.
Are you sighing at your phone and judging me right now?
Need. Hospital. Physically am floating.
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
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with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
I feel like the only way to get him to stop is by telling him i'm tired from fucking our other friend every night this week
I'm convinced he's the patron saint of oral sex
bullshit you weren't drunk, you pointed at me and said my cigarette was empty
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
You're right. Cause really... I'm in the back of his head. Even though what I said was better than "I have herpes"... I did once say that to him. So I'm like a reoccurring nightmare.
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