): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
When the phrase "Wow your huge" came out of her mouth I knew it was gonna be a good night.
Dude I just figured out the mystery flavor of airhead is vodka sprite, no way i'm wrong
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
I got cut off for calling the flower girl a slut. What are you doing?
My boyfriend just sent me flowers. I am now crying at the fact i fucked my fat neighbor. God please help me.
If I don't have herpes this will be the single greatest day of my life
thank you for letting me use your house as a brothel.
Dnt forget 40 tuesday,dress nice! Like job interview nice, like funeral nice, like a couple muhfuckas sittin on their lawn drinkin forties on a tuesday nice!
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
Do you participate in Sunday morning booty calls?
Dammit! I didn't see this message, of course I do.
I have a better chance beating China's military with slap bracelets than this plan has of working.
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
If he’s halfway attractive, employed and cool with me having boytoys, I’ll marry him
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