People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
The bar posted my picture because my name changes with each new fake i get. i'm getting a wig.
You left your underwear on the fireplace
I action rolled over a firepit. Twice. I am the action roll king
A total of 95 cents was stuck to my ass the next morning.
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
nothing says "functioning mature adult" like sneaking beer out of your mom's fridge in a lunchbox
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
well apparently i was just calling everyone cunts. then i awoke from my blackout to 3 very mad roommates who didn't bring a key out with them
xanax give me strength to not ask where we stand with booty calls
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
A massage should never include spaghetti sauce. shit was fucked up
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