Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
Mmmm, vodka for breakfast
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
i told the bartender last night that if the palace saloon made a calendar he would be every month.
i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
There's a transgender game of twister in the basement...God doesnt want me to type this paper.
On a scale of one to everyone dying I say let's aim for a 7
Say what you want, but those Fraggle Rock DVDs have gotten me laid twice.
I broke a glass at the bar and ended up with blood on my forehead. I apparently kept screaming BLOOD like the little boy in that YouTube video.
I think your dad took our porno
Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
I did cocaine with my cab driver all night. It was the best date.
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
Its safe now. But... Nobody should sleep on my bed tonight.
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