i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
I think I left a blow job at your house. Can I come down and get it?
I gave it to your brother to give to you.
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
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Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
she's throwing a head of lettuce everywhere shouting HEADS UP and trying to get us to play catch with her. i'm scared.
Well Its not like I planned having my potato launcher explode and burn off my eyebrow and eye lashes.. I still have my right eyebrow can't u just be happy?
I pretended I didn't remember seeing him hookup with that freshman, and he pretended he didn't remember seeing me hookup with that old guy. We have a beautiful and unawkward friendship.
I told my dad my stomach hurt and he bet me ten bucks I couldn't throw up on command. He has no idea what I did last night and I got ten bucks.
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I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
We are actually the same person except with opposite genitalia, which are both incredible.
Will Smith has a direct hotline to my emotions
I'm eating animal crackers on my bed next to my vibrator writing about the hopelessness and depravity of humanity. I am LIVING.
Afterwards the first thing I said was, "You know, you're probably the first guy who has ever gotten laid wearing Star Wars pajama bottoms."
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