Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
I am stoned and watching Pocahontas. I am letting the kids eat whatever they want. I am the best babysitter in the whole wide world
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
Should I be alarmed that you're a regular enough at a bar to show up in sweatpants?
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
having sex with him is like cage fighting mixed with pilates...the condoms didn't stand a chance...
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
I think I might start referring to your vagina as a separate being now
I swear I get as excited about the sound of a condom wrapper as my cat gets when she's getting a can of food.
My ex-wife, who I haven't heard from since the divorce, just Amazoned me cherry flavored massage oil and a rainbow caps with the message "Happy Pride". What's the polite response?
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
Actually I learned to fire a 357 Magnum at the age of ten while on my very first period
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