I told her it just looked small because my balls were gigantic. She bought it.
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
well he's currently spooning the coffee table
This is worse than the time I broke into Subway to steal bread.
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I need to shower. I still have paint on me from the homeless guys
i'm satisfied with the level of pretty that his new girlfriend isn't.
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
Either I'm paranoid or I swear my parents rigged my house so you can never sneak in or have the munchies without being loud.
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Hey. My eyes swollen shut and I can't find my shoes. How was your night?
Also, what day were you thinkin we should trip balls at the children's museum?
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
MY HISTORY TEACHER IS FUCKING MY MOTHER. I am downstairs and i can hear the squeak of the bedsprings please I swear to god pick me up THIS INSTANT.
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
I walked in the kitchen and heard her saying "We could have been so good together" as she caressed an egg with her cheek.
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