ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
my mom just asked me, concerned, if I swallowed.
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
They woke me up at 4 in the morning screaming "drunk adventure time!" because they needed a sober chaperone. They made me walk them around the block shoeless.
The highlight of my night was definitely explaining the bandaid on my nipple.
She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
Boats looked like robot pelicans and time was slow and now im on wipe out
Oh I was gonna ask you the same thing...? It's official ask anyone to see your husbands dick day.
Shout out to this stomach virus for helping me prepare for whatever slutty Halloween costume I decide to wear.
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
I told my fuck buddy that I wanted one of his arms to take home with me to hold onto in bed and he was hurt that I didn't want to bring him, like as a person, home to my family. I feel like you and only you could appreciate this.
Found this cake smashed up inside a box on the sidewalk. Im saying yes to adventure and eating some.
Taking a nap. Sidewalk cake kicked my ass. It had boston creme filling!
A sultry night of tacos and sex sounds nice. Should I bring home milk?
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
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