Come to the Burger King. We're waiting for you.
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
I'm pretty sure I had my drunk fortune told by a gay Miss Cleo last night. At least it's advice sober me can agree with.
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
My breasts were aching with rage.
The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
All I need to do is acquire a Shrek costume.
Please don't traumatize your girlfriend too terribly. Have fun.
Anyone who does not know who Paul McCartney is does NOT get to put hands in my pants
Just got an x-ray done of my hip and you can clearly see the outline of my penis in it. When the doctor saw it she said "wow I haven't seen one that big on an x-ray before." Pretty sure the doc and the nurses are going to be talking about me on their lunch break.
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