as we were driving back from the frat house he pulled down his pants and convinced me his penis "wanted some air"
I buy you gas. You blow me. Economics.
Be prepared to possibly be invited to a fancy strip club breakfast on Friday and be prepared to say yes.
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
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I think I just inadvertently started a sex competition with my roommate and her boyfriend.
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
Listen you let me know what you're doing after drinking rum punch all morning
I am making up for a 7 year dry spell so I get a pass and I don't always care if there is a second date. It is like college but with more money and condoms.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
Yeah so then I used the selfie stick his mom gave me to take nudes
I accidentally told my mom I broke my drug nail this weekend
God I need to hump something, right now.
you'll kiss me after i give you a blowjob but you wont kiss me after I eat apple sauce? am I the only one who sees something wrong with this?
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
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