It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
Chasing shots by shotgunning beers is not a good idea.
We were in the shower and he sat down an wouldn't do anything. I'm so glad he manscapes. It made washing his balls less awkward.
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I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
Say hello to your nephew Sir Isaac Meriwether van Catsworth
I'm going to have to start taking your phone after ten. That's when all the cat pictures come
My Yoga instructor is playing the music from 'Requiem for a Dream' it makes me very reluctant to put my ass in the air
As if right now I am a humanitarian. Full story to come in the morning. It involves sex.
Went to a wedding reception last night, came home with a Christmas tree and the rest of the keg
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Fuck away man. Like 3% of these new people will be back next week. This is the best week of the year to slam bitches at the gym.
Strip clubs just aren't as fun when a man tries to drunkenly grind on you.
I've made a single handle of rum last like three weeks and my mom hasn't even acknowledged it.
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
As soon as he called me 'darling' in that Scottish accent... my pants just dropped.
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
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