I want to snug with you.
You want my snuggie?
I cant wait for the day that I tell my daughter I named her after my favorite porn star.
The album was titled "Best Night Ever" until she found out she was preggers and switched it to "God Punishes Sluts"
Just saw some girl biking on campus with a babyseat on the front. Baby included. Do you know how many points that'd be worth?
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at least he left the skimmer on the side of the pool so i could fish out my thong in the morning
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
Everybody knows the last week of summer internships include showing up to the office hammered and hitting on the CEO
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How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
I ran into his family and they made me a ham sandwich and I asked if they wanted to come streaking. I felt they deserved the invite.
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
you're hired as official boob wrangler
Cover your peen. We're going out.
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
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