I just caught myself dancing like an old lady in the shower. Have I reached the age where booty dancing stops and swaying of the upper body begins?
she said if she won the lottery she'd fuck me... isn't that like government funded prostitution?
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
I have come to the conclusion that if you don't fulfill your life ambitions you should go into porn
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i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
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No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
After a few mimosas, my mom started sharing her plans to move out of the house and into a retirement village so she can be the youngest one there and find herself a "nice old sugar daddy." Needless to say, break has not started off well...
4 out of 7 roommates in one month isn't that bad if you think about the fact that 3 of them were in the last 24 hours
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
Just put on slippers before underwear so you know where my priorities are
Wine and a Lunchable. That would be depressing if it wasn't the pepperoni and mozzarella one. Those are the shit!
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