Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
We gave a starfish gin and Lucky Charms. I think it enjoyed it. Best trip to the beach ever.
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
I just came so hard there were tears. Actual tears.
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
I paused mid sex to tell him I wished I'd taken up barrel racing so I could ride better.
So. How about you can get tequila certified...
I'm almost too hungover to function. Got into the wrong car by mistake. there was a rotweiler in it. Thank god he was more confused than i was for a minute.
He talked for 3 hours straight on how his dad is a dentist how fuck do you think my night was
I watched you down those shots like a lion cub watching its mother rip apart a gazelle
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
WAIT this kid is eating yogurt with a fucking ladle. what is happening?
and then the sword just ended up between my legs
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
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