she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
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OK! No more randoms over for the next month this is the third fucking time I caught a naked dude drinking my OJ in the middle of the night.
How do I tell a friend I drunkenly broke into his house and may have lost his dog
You know you're at a low point when you're sucking vodka out if your hair.
Also was told that I was her "third favourite booty call" - I'm taking this a good thing right?
It's a podium place so yeah...
I literally paid cover, got kicked out. Tried to explain that I was just clumsy, but mispronounced it. Then I got pissed off, stormed out..and clotheslined myself on a velvet rope. How was your night?
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Where the condoms are as broken as my dreams
I just wanna be able to fart and do my homework but he won't leave
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
Drunk sperm are not productive sperm.
You made me promise I wouldnt let you play "fuck fuck goose" with a 40 year old ever again.
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