Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
You surviving the open bar?
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all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
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I just passed a truck with its bed lined with a tarp and filled with water with six dudes chilling in the back driving through campus. That looks fun.
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
dude, she has my telletubby sweats and my good sweatshirt hostage, I can't risk their safety with a breakup
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I ate too many pot brownies and passed out topless with my boobs painted like the American flag
I feel like I may be the only person who can say they crutched their walk of shame. past the secret service.
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
I yelled at your uterus for you.
She asked me to tell her the three words every girl wants to hear so I whispered "I play hockey" in her ear.
He just compared fucking my vagina to a snow flake falling on his forehead: gentle.... I'm not sure if that's a compliment or not.
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