if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
I like how you refer to peeing in the car as "super cute"
My parents came down to check and make sure I wasn't into any mischief then proceeded to give me alcohol.
u ever jackoff with ur legs spread and pretend ur fuckin urself as a girl and get mad u'll never know what that feels like. Or to fly like a bird?
Did u absorb a fraternal twin in the womb?
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
If the sex wasn't incredible why would I compare it to cheesy tots
You used your chihuahua as a pillow screaming "HE'S A PILLOW AND A PET" and proceeded to puke in the dog bed
That moment when a stripper is the one that makes the two of you have to define the status of your relationship...
I can't masturbate without laughing really hard at some point and it's entirely your fault.
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
Dreamt I had my own personal vibrator rep, who made house calls. I earned an upgrade to an electric model, since I was burning through batteries. That's it. Time for a bf.
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
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