people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
dude, showing up drunk to physics was the best idea ever. I just tripled my participation for the semester. I love st pattys day
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what part of “beer fountain” do you not understand
yeah he was eating me out and i didnt know someone made popcorn so I thought the smell was comming from my vagina
wtf
Why do I feel like the only way for this trip to end is alcohol poisoning?
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
I had a dream that we erected a stage in our living room for "impromptu performances" how can we make this a reality?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Guess who used an inflatable mattress to boat across a retention pond with brooms for oars and a radio and beer.
Woke up in your shoes. Please tell me you woke up in mine
She had an asthma attack and had to stop but insisted on getting me off. It's official she's the one
yeah i wanted to show him what i was missing, so i decided to send him a seductive picture, like the ones where the girls are eating strawberries and whipped cream. well i didn't have those, so i sent him a picture of myself naked eating a bagel
I told him I hooked up with his best friend. And then he ate me out. I'm just THAT GOOD.
My bald co-worker just chugged a literal gallon of coffee. My condolences to his kidneys.
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