May have finally hit rock bottom...bouncer from the strip club informed me I wore the same shirt last night
I seriously think I have a tan line on my stomach from getting a boner while in the taning bed.
i left after you tried to balance a shot of tequila on your head while screaming at the bar tender that you fucked his girlfriend
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
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Showerbowl immediately followed by pullups naked. I feel like fucking Tarzan
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
I need to shower three times. First to be clean, second to wash off all sins, and third will classify as baptism.
Woke up with an e-cig stuck in my asshole. Explain.
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I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
Are you aware that you called your mom to say hi before you dragged the random guy into bed last night?
I hate being on my period . Did you know that by the time I'm 30 I would've wasted 1,176 days of my life I could've had sex but couldn't bc I was on my period.
Want to come over and dangle your tits on top of me like a skewer?
i got my period today. mid walk of shame and im wearing a shirt that says stay classy. my life is a joke.
I think it stinks she’s cheating on him. My vagina on the other hand is tingly thinking about a summer of sexual healing
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