I just snuked. Sneezed and puked
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
Just woke up with 34 slim-jims in my pocket. Too afraid to check the others.
Come on. It's already happy hour in Europe...Man up. "I'm at work" and "it's a tuesday" are not valid excuses.
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I want a grilled cheese and an IV
Found a single cinnamon toast crunch between my butt cheeks. We did work last night
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
Sweet! It'll be a "that-minor-I-used-to-serve-alcohol-to-is-no-longer-a-minor" party!!!
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ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
I think my brain has decided it's boycotting life until it can do whatever it wants.
I love you, and I just washed my hair in my work sink with handsoap.
I also woke up in a bed soaked of pee and drunkenly lectured him on the dangers of chewing tobacco... weird night
My ex's girlfriend just invited me clubbing. Guess who won the breakup?
you woke up this morning in a laundry basket, only wearing rainboots.
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