Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
you're bored at work aren't you?
I'm toying with the idea of beating off under my desk
so my aunt is sitting on the couch, eating a brownie and watching the biggest loser saying how it's not that hard to eat healthy
man i love america
Just pulled my keys, cell-phone and a pack of cigarettes out from between my cleavage. This one guy's face was priceless.
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
I'll have my TA grade the tests, she needs something to do anyway. Wanna race to the bar on segways?
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
Walgreens has pop rocks. Be prepared to get your dick sucked.
I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
It was the cape. I can't control myself when I wear a cape.
Hey, sorry for threatening to teabag your mom to death last night
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
Is it weird that I shop for lingerie by thinking if it will look good on both me and your floor?
No. Not at all.
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
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