there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
Yo I'm texting you while getting a bj. I know, I'm the man. Told her I was texting my mom in the hospital.
She said to bring taco sauce. Hoping that's a euphemism.
He gave me an elaborately handwritten invite (on a bar coaster) back to his place and whispered in my ear 'i have ping pong'. And he said byob. fuck THAT.
Not sure if it's my shorts, hat, shoes, hair or soul but one of the above just got me drunk again from the glorious aroma of Keystone Light.
What happened to my knees?
You ate shit in front of the homeless people. They applauded.
Hi this is the guy from the cell phone store. Your Dad just upgraded your phone as a surprise. I didn't tell him about your topless pics on your phone. I transfered them to new phone. Nice rack!
I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
Well, why would you bring gelado into a strip club?
She's not allowed to do acid anymore... she started crying because she thought she was an eagle.
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
Randomize
