im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
Just used the leftover candycorn for candycorn vodka. Our house is trying to continue the Halloween spirit for as long as possible.
He wanted to feed hamburgers to the homeless... as a first date... who the fuck is this kid
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
I've started a list of places i want to drink. To go along with the list of places i want to have sex. Lincoln's log cabin is on both.
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
What kind of costume was that supposed to be??
I'm an orgasm trader!
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
and you fell through a lawn chair
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
I gave him one of my famous hand jobs.
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