Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
The freshman came home at 9 this morning with one heel, no pants, and a strangers sweatshirt covered in tequila-scented vomit. I think we're done corrupting her for a while.
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
Your texting shows a blood alcohol level of .12
Aparently i was the only guy at her parents bbq throwing up in the pool so Im the asshole right...
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
also, sleeping with your chipotle guy sounds like a good idea until you want chipotle on your day off and have to look somewhat presentable to acquire said chipotle.
I could drive to your house and kick you in the nuts right now....and not even stop for a burrito
Some dude peed on tonys floor because drunkness
They offered him a bucket as he was peeing and he was like "Nah, I'm good"
My friend came into the apartment in real handcuffs at 4 in the morning. She was laughing and running around and then proceeded out the door...
this is a PSA to never have sex in a bed from ikea
You're the only person I know who's experienced a micropenis and a magnum XL penis
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