He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
Apparently I signed "I love you" on my bar tab last night.
i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
Two people in the coffee shop I'm at are on a date and talking about how acid has affected them and the girl just mentioned meth. Fuck studying, this just got interesting.
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
I've come to the conclusion while folding laundry and watching porn that I may be dead inside.
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
And as cleavage season comes to a close, so blooms a new season of yoga pants. And the people rejoiced.
I like to think it's an accomplishment that I can relate my life to a T-pain song
Nothing says I'm committed to you for all eternity like letting him wear crocs to the wedding
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
I'm pretty sure the guy on the dance floor with crutches just smacked me in the butt with one. Do you think he's flirting?
We woke up on vday and got high and played frisbee in our living room for a couple hours and then had sex. It was probably the most romantic valentine's day i've ever had
Lynn just told me "I heard about your divorce. Condoms or morning pill your choice and I'm buying". Sorry but I got plans now bro.
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