okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
remind me to tell you about the ham sandwich empire im building
Umm you don't wanna know how many "I'm sorry for calling you last night" fb wallposts I just had to write...
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
Curse you and your alcoholic milkshakes.
You're welcome.
I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
He texted back and said he would hook up if he didn't have a test at 8am. It's really hard to be annoyed by how good of a student he is.
Yeah that sucks. That's why I stick to deadbeat sports management majors.
Get a piano. I want to have sex on it.
I might be the strongest willed bouncer ever. Earlier tonight a girl flashed me trying to get in. I just replied "Sorry I'm gay", she believed me and left.
Damn victory sex feels great
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
Just stay awake and booze cruise it to class. How are you a senior and have never went to class drunk? No excuses, I have a better gpa.
Dude. So. Much. Sex. Find a girl in her 30s. Now.
Randomize
