: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
i just heard my neighbor say from outside my window "i don't give a shit what he does, what the hell am i gonna do with my son's penis?"
So I'm on the can right now reading a court transcript for an appeal. Some dude is paying $155 an hour for me to take a shit.
We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
walk of shame this morning involved walking through the in-home daycare that she runs while it was full of kids. judgemental little shits. on a plus, got a juice box and a graham cracker for the walk home.
If i ever die cab you make sure bag pipes are at my funeral they are awsome
Dad stumbling and puking in the White Castle parking lot = Father's Day success
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
He kept kissing me on the cheek when I was pretending to sleep while he cried
You came in last night, ate an entire avocado in silence, and then told me I should never accept rides from strangers. Not sure I even want to know what happened to you last night!
I think I'm just gonna exercise my lungs and fingers. With bong hits and crochet. BECAUSE I AM A REAPONSIBLE ADULT DAMMIT!!
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
I'm a shining star this evening. Dancing with a cane in rite aid now. I should be kept under survaillance.
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