that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
Dating a girl 4 years younger than you is like living in a Taylor Swift song...
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
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So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
I just melted my phone trying to make cookies. I think that's a sign.
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
She asked if I could convince him so shave that shit off his face so he'll have a snowball's chance in hell of getting laid.
I'm mopping my WALLS now. And talking to my mop. I literally just told it "yeah I kno that dirt doesn't wanna come off but were gonna get aren't we?" This is some good snow!!! mini maid needs to give it to their maids. The world would be spotless!!!!
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People will say "JOE YOU MUST TURN DOWN" and I will refuse, in the name of liberty.
You having your own car has severely reduced the amount of blowjobs I get.
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
I'm basically the yoda of knowing when someone wants to sleep with you
I flashed my boobs, shit my pants, and kissed the wrong twin. I'm on a roll you don't want in on.
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
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