If my vag had twitter, what do you think it would say?
it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
the level of his annoyance + every insult he makes = the closer I am to telling him im fucking his ex
I forgot how hot balto sounded
how did we ever eat at restaurants where they DIDNT squirt-gun tequila in our mouths?
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
one of the RAs is here. he told me his name is optimus prime and then took his shirt off and fell down
If they weren't representing Obama and the White House, they definitely would've punched me in the face.
Don't mind me. My boyfriend is carrying me because I'm broken not because I'm drunk.
It's not even 9:30 yet..
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
I also woke up on my floor. Naked. On a pile of clothes. With my head in the trash can. And a sheet over me.
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
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